Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Ian Bott Is A Hero, Also Ian Bott Is One Bad Dude

60 Things You Should Know About Ian Bott Broken Into 6 Categories:
Category 1: Academics
1. Ian Bott has a 2.8+ GPA in college despite getting a F, two D+s, and 1 D. That is augmented by getting pretty much As and Bs in every other subject other than science and some social sciences.
2. Ian Bott got a 3.22 GPA in high school that should have been higher except for two facts: 1) I was very much into people at the time (if you catch my drift) and 2) I lived in a group home.
3. The first time Ian Bott got an A in an advanced class in high school, he celebrated by going to a basketball game. The next time, he celebrated by going to a senior party. not much has changed apparently because the last time he got an A (for the first time in 2 years last fall), he celebrated by taking himself out to eat, doing hot yoga, and going to a fire party.
4. Has Ian Bott ever flunked a class with a good teacher? Absolutely not.
5. When Ian was in Algebra as a first-year student in high school, he was so confused that he transferred into Pre-Algebra. The next time he was a first year and struggled mightily with English 90, he ended up triumphing and considering himself a genius in France even though he was a group-home individual in Boise.
6. Ian denied Junior Honor Society in Middle School because of athletics. 6 years later, he won Special Education Student of the year and several other more minor awards and the next year he won Best Conqueror of Challenge. He got a 3.3 GPA in Middle School overall.
7. Ian's typical cake class in Elementary School: Spelling. His cake class in Middle School: History. His cake class in High School: English. His cake class in College: Leadership. Not counting study skills and P.E. of course, these were the subjects he did best at other than when wormen that he was crushing on.
8. Ian Bott studied Research Methods for hours every week the Fall semester. His typical Wednesday routine was to a) get off the BUS b) go to Dutch Bros. c) study/go to class d) go to the gas station e) computerize after class. Then he would typically study when he got home. First time doing Research Methods: F second time: A-. The second time he did the same amount of work but had a better group/professor.
9. Ian Bott got an 108% in Career and Life Planning the semester after he got hit by a car. Someone called him the Career and Life Planning Rock-Star.
10. Ian Bott took Math 025 three times. The third time he said that he was so excited to understand polynomials because he never understand them before and was excited to. He understood them enough to pass. Two years later he got his 1 and only A in a credited Math class, Math 124, saying that he was excited to understand geometry even though it hurt his brain and he thought Math was all a lie.
Some entertaining facts for round 1. These will be broken into 6 blogs and end with number 65 of the blogs. Look forward to the next 10 things you should know about Ian Bott in a more fun blog: athletics that Bott is hot for next week.

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